Seinfeld: The Bet

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Seinfeld: The BetJerry was hanging out at his apartment with Elaine one afternoon when the self-centered brunette was doing her usual whining. Today’s topic was sex, and the fact that she wasn’t getting any. Jerry reminded her that he was always willing to be her “fuck buddy” if she was really desperate. I mean, what are friends for?She complained that her boyfriend kept wanting her to try anal sex, making a gagging sound with a scrunched up face to match as she went on about his disgusting request.”You’ve never done anal?” Jerry asked, somewhat surprised at her reaction. “I mean, it is kind gaining in popularity, plus there’s the fact that you can’t get pregnant from good old-fashioned butt sex.”Elaine looked at him as if he were just another pervert, which he probably was. “Ewww! No! That’s disgusting! It’s exit only for this girl’s derrière!” She made the statement as if Jerry himself had wanted to fuck her ass. “Only dirty girls take it up the ass. Why, do you like anal sex?”Jerry just rolled his eyes, explaining his point was that it wasn’t the taboo sex act that it used to be. Before they continued with their scintillating conversation, Kramer and George barged in all excited, practically falling all over themselves to tell Jerry about their day. George could barely contain himself, “You’ll never guess who we saw at the diner!”Before Jerry could give them an answer, Kramer blurted out, “MARISA TOMEI!!” And George followed up with another question/statement, “And you won’t believe what she did?”As excited as his two buddies were, Jerry had seen them over react before, and shook his head, glancing at Elaine before giving his deadpan answer, “She let you fuck her in the ass?”George’s excitement was suddenly dampened by Jerry’s odd answer that caught him off guard, and he changed his tone a bit. “No, Marisa Tomei would never do that. Everyone knows only dirty girls take it in the ass.” He quickly got back to his breaking news when Kramer interrupted him again, “SHE FLASHED US!!””She showed you her tits?” Jerry asked in disbelief, and Elaine seemed leery of their story too. “Why would she show you knuckleheads her tits? They’re not even that big! Hardly worth showing off.”George gave more details of their special treat, “Even better, she gave us a glimpse of her casino siteleri pussy! Do you believe that? HER PUSSY! Right there in broad daylight!” Again Kramer chimed in, “And she was shaved completely!” The quirky next door neighbor fell onto the couch in convulsions after he delivered the kinky details.George felt the need to corroborate the story, ”Absolutely Jerry! We were sitting in a booth across from them, nonchalantly checking them out.””Nonchalantly? Or creepily?” Elaine asked.”Whatever. We made eye contact, and she turned and lifted her skirt, giving us a peek at her pussy! Plain as day!” George and Kramer couldn’t get over their excitement, but Jerry and Elaine were still skeptical.Elaine was first with the cross examination, “You expect us to believe that Oscar-winning actress, Marisa Tomei, just spread her legs wide open and showed you two yahoos her vagina? A cleanly shaven vagina?””What’s the big deal?” George answered. “All women shave their pussies nowadays, nobody has pubic hair anymore.” Kramer backed him up, “He’s right, you know. Grass don’t grow on a busy street!”Elaine was unimpressed at these two guy’s knowledge of the fashion trends of today’s women. “Oh really?” the feisty raven-haired friend retorted. “All women?”George was growing tired of her questioning, “Yes, it’s a fact that there’s no such thing as a thick bush anymore, if anything, maybe a little landing strip.”Elaine had enough of the short dumpy bald guy trying to come across as an expert in women’s shaving habits. She lifted her dress and pulled down her panties giving the guys there second look at a pussy today. “Tell me George, how’s this for a landing strip?”Kramer fell off the couch after seeing Elaine’s hairy pussy, and George was speechless, and could only stare at his friend’s furry muff. He stood there gawking, much like he did in the diner, before declaring in a trance-like tone, “Oh my God! You’ve got a monster bush!” He stammered at his surprising discovery. “I bet you’ve never even had it trimmed once!”Elaine made her point and lowered her dress, satisfied that the chubby pervert was proven wrong.”Can I have another look?” George begged. “It’s beautiful!”Elaine loved being the center of attention, and having the guys go crazy over her flashing her hairy casino şirketleri pussy. She lifted her skirt again and chuckled as Kramer had some more spasms with another glimpse of her beaver, while George just stood there licking his lips.Kramer couldn’t take it any more and dropped his trousers and boxers and started stroking his cock right there in the middle of the room. Jerry threw up his hands in disbelief, but Elaine was unfazed, and even ran her fingers over her hairy snatch, just to get a rise out of her pervy friends. She teased George, daring him to take off his pants and stroke his cock too.Her horny bald friend didn’t hesitate, joining his buddy Kramer naked in Jerry’s living room. It was quite a sight, with the tall skinny guy and his short chubby friend going gaga over their female friend.Jerry couldn’t stand by any longer and joined his buddies getting naked. “We might as well make a competition out of this.” he declared as he massaged Elaine’s shoulders from behind. “A hundred bucks each. The last one standing without reaching orgasm wins the pot.”As much as George was enjoying Elaine’s show, he put up a protest. “That’s hardly fair, Elaine has an advantage. It’s a fact men reach orgasm faster than women.”Elaine shot back, “Oh yeah? Just like the fact that all women shaved their pussies?”George just kept his mouth shut at her response, and listened as Jerry explained that he would up the stakes for Elaine, saying she would have to give the winner a blow job if she lost. Just the thought of this almost made a loser out of George, but he held off. Elaine cringed at the idea of having to suck George’s tiny cock, but was confident she could outlast these two sexual misfits.They all agreed and it was game on. Elaine looked George in the eye as she slowly walked up to him. She flirted with having her own orgasm by rubbing herself in an attempt to get her nervous friend to blow his wad. Jerry pulled Elaine’s dress up over her head, unveiling her perfect round breasts. The sight of her magnificent boobs was too much for Kramer, who had yet another convulsive spasm as thick white jism flowed out of his cock like a volcano.”Oops. One down.” Jerry narrated as he intensified his massage of his sassy friend. George was still hanging in there trying casino firmalari his best not to touch himself as Elaine inched closer to him. His short chubby cock started to stiffen as she rubbed her erect nipples up against his hairy chest. George closed his eyes and bellered out, “Mickey Mantle! Yogi Berra! Lou Gehrig! Babe Ruth!” as if thinking of baseball players was going to keep him in the game. Elaine was grossed out at the thought of giving George a hand job, but knew it would almost guarantee her the winning pot. She reached out and barely touched his stubby cock, when the neurotic Costanza blew his load, shooting several stringy spurts onto Elaine’s belly and her thick bush.George groaned as was knocked out, but the excitement caused yet one more ejaculation, oozing out onto the floor.As gross as it was having George’s cum all over her, Elaine smiled as she set her sights on Jerry. He might have got her all lathered up with his caressing massage, but Elaine knew Jerry had some weaknesses too. She realized that if she lost she would have to suck his cock, which was no big deal. She’s done it hundreds of times before. But she wanted to win, and she wanted the money. She figured she would just suck his cock anyway.Elaine g
ot on her knees and put Jerry’s semi-erect penis in her mouth. She knew eye contact was the key to a quick orgasm, and flashed her beautiful brown eyes up at her fuck buddy. Jerry stiffened up almost immediately as he was loved the oral attention.Jerry reached down and played with Elaine’s nipples, pinching them without getting much of a reaction. He couldn’t really get to her pussy, knowing Elaine loved to have her clit rubbed and pinched. Instead he leaned over and massaged her gorgeous ass cheeks, spanking her to try to distract her. He ran his finger down her ass crack and poked it inside her, causing her to let go of his cock, and let out a high-pitched squeal. Jerry spun around behind her and pushed her head down and stuck his finger in her asshole again, eliciting another loud yelp from the hot brunette.He began finger banging Elaine, who was overwhelmed by the sensitive anal intrusion, shocked that something so dirty could feel so good. “Who’s a dirty girl?” Jerry teased, as he continued to finger fuck her tight ass. “Who’s a dirty girl?” he repeated, but an answer only came in the form of an ecstatic squeal of delight, and subsequent orgasm. Elaine collapsed with exhaustion onto the floor as Jerry calmly walked over to the table to collect his money.”Exit only, my ass.”

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